My fav machine at the gym is the television.My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging.These are some gym humour quotes that are sure to make you (and your social media followers) smile… Eating seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn’t going to get the job done. If that dog is fat you’re not getting enough exercise.A person too busy to take care of their health, is like a mechanic too busy to take care of their tools.Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’ I wash my mouth out with chocolate!.I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.We don’t stop exercising because we grow old… we grow old because we stop exercising.The best abs exercise is five sets of stop eating so much.My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life.I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.If you’re looking for wise words on the benefits of exercise, then someone else had already said it best… You might also like… Inspiring Workout Quotes, Powerful Mindfulness Quotes, or Wellness Sayings That Uplift & Entertain. Sore? Tired? Out of breath? Good… it’s working.Eat clean, stay fit, and have a burger to stay sane.Cut carbs? Sure, I can do that… *slices bread.It’s my workout and I’ll cry if I want to.I want to look like I could kick your butt. If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: “whatever hurts most.” – Jason Love.The only BS I need in my life is burpees and squats.If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. Unless you puke, faint or die, keep going! – Jillian Michaels.I’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear….Life has its ups and downs, we call them squats.Here are a few hilarious quotes to get some chuckles down at the gym… In this article – we’ve compiled over 75 of the funniest fitness quotes and workout captions that you can copy and paste for Instagram (or just chuckle at quietly to yourself)… Looking for funny fitness quotes for Instagram? Do you want to engage and motivate your social media followers and gym clients? Or perhaps just find entertaining quotes to make yourself smile?
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